What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? -Monty Python's the Meaning of Life You eliminated Bill! Billiminator! -Dale Gribble, King of the Hill That naïve cube! -Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants Prepare to enter...The Scary Door. -Scary Door narrator, Futurama You Spoony bard! -Tellah, Final Fantasy IV Whatcha doin' Hank's wife? Some kind of women's work? -Cotton Hill, King of the Hill Hey, it's a thingy! A fiendish thingy! -George Harrison, Help! A tiger, in Africa? -Monty Python's the Meaning of Life Dr. Albright, have I been a perfect ass? -Dick Solomon, Third Rock from the Sun Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. -Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants You showed up just in time for the waffles! -Keef, Invader Zim Hey, sexy mama...wanna kill all humans? -Bender, Futurama He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! -Spaceballs So why don't you make like a tree...and get outta here. -Biff, Back to the Future I said it's dodgeball time, bitch. -Stormy Waters, Sealab 2021 Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! -King Arthur, Monty Python and the Holy Grail For once, can't you just come in here and say, "Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it?" -Chef, South Park Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends! -Aladdin, Aladdin Hey hey let's go kenka suru / Taisetsu no mono protect my balls! -LET'S FIGHTING LOVE! lyrics, South Park -You drive like you fix roads...lousy! -Doc Hudson, Cars I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookiee win. -C-3PO, Star Wars (A New Hope) Oh, a giftcard for fashion, how did you know? -Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad No, Bobby, Khan applied the legal way. Sometimes the system fails us. -Hank Hill, King of the Hill God Jackie! We can do that for the rest of our lives! Star Wars is a limited engagement! -Kelso, That 70's Show And you are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell. -Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story Is your...is your wife a goer? Eh? Know what I mean? -Eric Idle, Monty Python's Flying Circus It's a show about nothing!...How do we know when it's over? -Cosmo, The Fairly Oddparents Excuse me...you're sitting on my body, which is also my face. -Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants -I thought this week's e-mail was entitled "Teddy Graham Memories." -Homestar Runner, Strong Bad Emails. Is mayonnaise an instrument? -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants Hey, a laser! How come YOU don't have a laser, Woody? -Mr. Potato Head, Toy Story Band-Aids aren't going to work in this situation. Please, don't try Band-Aids -King of the Hill You can't just find cake. Cake isn't naturally occurring. -Tycho Brahe, Penny Arcade Hey man, Ghandi is anti-violence, not anti-comedy. -Ghandi, Clone High I just wanted you to know: I always hated you. I always hated you the most. -Church, Red vs. Blue There were funky Chinamen from funky Chinatown -Karl Douglas, Kung Fu Fighting. But don't genius come from a lamp? -Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas. -Cheerleader, Teen Girl Squad Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass! -Chandler Bing, Friends I mean, she casts magic, I cast magic. She's cute and I'm not entirely hideous. -Black Mage, 8-bit Theater Ah! I see you have the machine that goes 'Ping'! -Monty Python's the Meaning of Life I just bamboozled Chandler!...which isn't a sexual thing. -Joey, Friends With my last breath...I curse Zoidberg! -Prof. Farnsworth, Futurama Jesus was born, and so I get presents -Cartman, South Park We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead! -Dash, The Incredibles Once I take care of the humans, I will begin my war against...the bees! -Zim, Invader Zim If you want to be a non-conformist, you have to look like us, think like us, and listen to the same music we do. -Goth kid, South Park No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks. -Michael Bolton, Office Space And it may sound easy, but nothing could be harder. It will test your head, and your mind, and your brain too. -Jack Black, School of Rock I'm not moving again. People here grudgingly accept us. That's rare. -Mihn Souphanousinphone, King of the Hill Actually, jazz is like the New Coke, it'll be around forever. Heh, heh, heh. -Bill Cosby, The Simpsons I am though if you'd listen! I'm castin Magic Missle! -Galstaff, The Dead Alewives Watch Tower It's like, 'How much more black could this be?' and the answer is none. None more black. -Nigel Tufnel, This is Spinal Tap You used me...for land development! That wasn't nice! -Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants I'm gonna write a personal check, and in the memo line, I am writing "Unfair". -Hank Hill, King of the Hill Everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS! -Everyone has AIDS lyrics, Team America: World Police Will being teleported to our doom be fun and Christmassy? -Invader Zim For the record, I want you to know: rocks aren't people -Caboose, Red vs. Blue You're a loser, which means I'm a loser, which means my dad was right! -King of the Hill Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. -Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars (A New Hope) You know? Sometimes me conscience kinda bothers me...But not this time. -Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny Rides Again Mr. Garrison, every Christmas you suggest we get rid of all the Mexicans, and every Christmas we tell you, "NO!" -Mayor McDaniels, South Park OH MY GOD!! Why are diaper deliverymen trying to kill you? -Peter Parker, Ultimate X-men Don't let me fall into nothingness! I won't be happy there! -Freakazoid, Freakazoid -Pen, your mind has been transported back in time!...and to Mars. -Abraham Lincoln, Adventure Time We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys! -Frozone, The Incredibles I'm having a major hat crisis. Could you steal Pikachu some other time? -Ash, Pokemon How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline? -Adam Savage, Mythbusters ...Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? -Monty Python and the Holy Grail Little fools! I am Lucifer! Beelzebub! The Reaper of Souls! The Really Angry One! -Satan, Animaniacs Up yours, ZOidberg. Up wherever your species traditionally crams things. -Hermes, Futurama Laugh now, lady. After a month of eating cockroaches, you will be begging for gerbster. -Dale Gribble, King of the Hill And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, everyone will say, "Thank you Al Gore - you're super awesome!" -Al Gore, South Park You should write your name on your underwear, Double D. See? I'm "Hand-Wash Only!" -Ed, Ed, Edd n' Eddy She may be the hottest girl I have ever seen in my life, and I have cable! -Spider-Man, Ultimate X-men But it is becoming increasingly obvious...I can deny it no longer...I am small. -Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please. -Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski Eww. I've died and gone to Montana. -Max, Goof Troop Doc, Biff's guys chased me into the gym and they're gonna jump...me! -Marty McFly, Back to the Future II Hey, uh...Lord? It's not nice to shoot people when they're typing. -Tycho Brahe, Penny Arcade I want to stay and mingle. Lenore, who is me, sure does love a party. Party party! -Bill, King of the Hill We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold! -James, Pokemon Transcend time and space? It's simple. I've practiced. -Madame Web, Spider-Man: The Animated Series Hey, look. "Es-CA-pay". I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word "escape". -Dory, Finding Nemo Just...Don't talk anymore. You're like the Dalai Lama of fucking retards. -Tycho Brahe, Penny Arcade It was dawn. I was in my robe when the ninjas attacked! -Wanda, The Fairly Oddparents Calm down, Alpha. It's Rita, and she's attacking the planet. -Zordon, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Yes, Dexter, I can read your thoughts - and I am smarter than you. -Mandark, Dexter's Laboratory I mean, I killed fifteen of those buggers. Now, at home they'd hang me, but here they'll give me a fucking medal, sir -Monty Python's the Meaning of Life I'm a Mog. Half-man, half dog. I'm my own best friend. -Barf, Spaceballs I bash you in the head with my rifle, and you die! Good teamwork, you fucking noob! -Red vs. Blue Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. -The Dude, The Big Lebowski I tell my kids not to kiss other kids at school, "It might be an android...suck your brains out" -Grand Theft Auto: Vice City I can't be friends with Eric. He's too...twitchy. -Red Foreman, That 70's Show Psst! Your line is 'I'm going to free the Genie.' Anytime. -The Genie, Aladdin Well, all my life I felt I was black! I've listened to hip-hop, I watch UPN and I love playing basketball! -Kyle, South Park I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is sold in every corner drug store, but here in 1955 it's a little hard to come by. -Doc Brown, Back to the Future Let us celebrate this agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk. -Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?! -Pain, Hercules SEE YOU GUYS IN ANOTHER HUNDRED POSTS!